benni@hamburg:~$ cat skills.txt
// operations & infrastructure
Docker90%
// "works on my machine" — now portable
Linux85%
// enough to be dangerous, not enough to be smug
CI/CD85%
// gitlab pipelines. green on the third re-run, like nature intended
Kubernetes70%
// it scales. so does the yaml. mostly the yaml
Terraform70%
// the plan is fine. the apply is a personality test
Ansible65%
// idempotent, unlike my sleep schedule
Monitoring75%
// dashboards nobody looks at until something is on fire
// programming
Go95%
// my actual love language
Python70%
// for when go feels like too much effort
Bash75%
// write-only, like all the best languages
Javascript70%
// out of necessity, not joy
C#30%
// we tolerate each other
// misc
Domains100%
// owning them, not building on them
# percentages self-reported, peer review pending